My headshot is seven years old, so here’s me having an allergic reaction to a mosquito bite instead. Enjoy!

I’m emily and I…

… Have thought about nuclear war every day since I was nine.

… love the indoors.

… Absorbed my twin in the womb. Oops!

… am a talented online shopper.

… have stood in a kgb execution chamber.

… am missing a large chunk of eyelashes, but I’m cool with it.